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GLOBAL WARMING: SOLVED!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:37 am    Post subject: GLOBAL WARMING: SOLVED! Reply with quote



A retired Indian engineer has been working to nullify the effects of global warming on Himalayan glaciers by making new glaciers. Why didn’t anyone think of this before? 76 year-old Chewang Norphel, “The Iceman of Ladakh,” has built 12 glaciers already and hopes to make another five before he keels over. And in case that doesn’t work, he’s trained a bunch of mini-Icemen to make glaciers on their own.

For anyone living near a massive reservoir of melting ice who wants to try this at home, here’s Norphel’s process: First you divert the melting ice from an existing glacier through a series of pipes into an artificial lake on the shaded side of a mountain valley. Then you build a dam and let the water freeze until summertime comes around, at which point you carefully direct the one million cubic feet of now-melting ice to irrigate 200 hectares of farmland . Ta-da! No more global warming! It works like a charm to solve global warming altogether, minus that whole incremental rise in Earth’s temperature as a result of increased greenhouse gas emissions part.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/environment/globalwarming/6449982/Indian-engineer-builds-new-glaciers-to-stop-global-warming.html
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 03, 2009 9:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thats nice and all but I think for everyone on the bandwagon they are afraid of the polar bears dieing and the oceans flooding their homes.
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