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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 3:56 pm    Post subject: Tegan & Sara Reply with quote

Best Tegan and Sara review ever!



I was watching Conan O’Brien the other night, trying to fall asleep, when these two girls with $200 haircuts that looked like designer swim caps started playing guitars and chirping some awful tweeish indie rock. No big deal, I thought, it’s just another pair of dolts with a gimmick who both play the exact same chords throughout the entire song because they’re not really musicians. I asked my girlfriend if she knew who they were and she said, “Oh yeah, that’s Tegan and Sara.” To which I replied: “Where are the tap shoes?” She just looked at me like she normally does when I say something completely inappropriate. I just turned off the TV and went to bed. The next morning I woke up with sleep in my eyes and those two nu-dykes stuck in my head. WHERE ARE THE TAP SHOES? I was certain I was correct, but a quick Wikipedia search had nary a mention of Gregory Hines or Ann Miller’s influence on their awful music. I’m still confused by it all. I mean, Tegan and Sara? It sounds like they should be doing f*** cramprolls and shuffle hops to an audience of severely wrinkled people. Am I the only person who thinks this? Please tell me someone out there made the same mistake. And yes, I now realize I was confusing them with Tilly & the Wall. Whatever. Same shit, different emo hairdresser.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:19 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Bored much? You could like go for walk..or a jog or beat up a guy and take his bike for a ride.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO @ the swimming cap haircuts. That's hilarious.

I've heard a few songs, they're okay. I don't really see what the big fuss is about them to be honest.

Close your eyes and imagine how many lesbians are scissoring to their music as we speak. Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 4:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

the only thing i can remember from their new album is "sensitive, it's true, i cried alligator tears over you~" because, gotdamn, that is just awful.

and that pic should be the ~deluxe edition~ cd cover, definitely.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I've heard a few songs by them. I like them.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 7:40 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

i like how you attached their heads to prepubescent kids. nice. their new album sucks, i quite liked their last one though..

oh and how the heck do you forget that tilly and the wall = kianna alarid. hot.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 06, 2009 9:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

they're alright.

although for some time i was convinced that if they put their heads together they would create a super mullet capable of destroying all of humanity.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Let's not get too distracted from the most important point in this thread.
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tilly and the wall = kianna alarid. hot.

And, yeah. I got a T&S album assuming they had some appeal. Tried listening to it a few times, and, apparently not?
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 12:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

MisSadieRose wrote:
although for some time i was convinced that if they put their heads together they would create a super mullet capable of destroying all of humanity.


hahahah



I went through the Tegan and Sara phase, I absolutely loved them.
Always wanted to see them in concert but their tickets sold out in like a day.
It was ridiculous.
I'm over it.
I'll listen to them every now and then.
Their new album...eh. not so much.
And the mullet thing bothers me, some hype where all the dykes of the world decided that mullets were okay.
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let's clear that up.
NOT OKAY.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 2:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And the mullet thing bothers me, some hype where all the dykes of the world decided that mullets were okay.
Shocked
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NOT OKAY.


haha srsly, i don't know what's worse, the t&s-inspired mullet or a fauxhawk.

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but my sister LOVES t&s. from start to finish, she knows the con. hearing a five year old sing along to "SOS TO MY MOTHER TAKE THE HINGES OFF THE DOOR" is pretty damn funny, ngl. but not nearly as funny as when she ~busts~ out with "i'm a big timer, it's a bamboo banga!", haha.
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 9:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

So like..who? Hiding
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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And the mullet thing bothers me, some hype where all the dykes of the world decided that mullets were okay.
Shocked
let's clear that up.
NOT OKAY.


haha srsly, i don't know what's worse, the t&s-inspired mullet or a fauxhawk.


oh yeah, well I'm not gonna lie. I definitely participated in that stupidness.

I couldn't pull my hair back for months because the top layers were too short.
Finally I had to cut all my hair to match the short layers just so I wouldn't have a mullet anymore. But then I looked like a boi.
I'm so anti-dyke, I seriously cried when I cut my hair short. It's taken about 8 months to grow out again, but I'm wayy happier with it long.
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PostPosted: Tue Nov 10, 2009 1:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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oh and how the heck do you forget that tilly and the wall = kianna alarid. hot.


OMG I know, I met her walking around Coachella. She was on the phone and I started walking with my arm around her while my friends snapped photos.

She laughed and told her friend to hold on.. and she actually started posing with me for a few minutes while everyone tried getting their cameras to work.

I was so glad she wasnt a bitch, because I would hate to think someone in my favorite band was a c***.
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YelMMTAl_RY
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:53 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YelMMTAl_RY


We're talking about lesbians of the now, not lesbians of the 90s.

So you can do Leisha Hailey of the now with Uh Huh Her... But not Leisha Hailey of the 90s with the Murmurs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ9iPPfOMvM

But if you want to post a bikini kill video I am okay with that... here ill even do it for you!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZxxhxjgnC0
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